the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

(via pizza)


Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

(via floptart)


horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

(via earthnation)


unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

(via sextingyourfather)


oomshi:

as soon as I see a cute celebrity I google their height I have to make sure this relationship will work

(via gmaledotcom)


cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

(via kegelking)


yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via trust)


crampearl:

im back on me blog
broom broom

crampearl:

im back on me blog

broom broom

(via selfiemon)


spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(via hotboyproblems)